My best friend got kicked out of his house on account of drugs and partying too hard with me, so we went back today to get all his clothes and shit, only to find his parents changed the pass code on his garage pad or what the fuck ever. We couldn't get in, so we came up with the idea that if we broke the window we'd be able to push the button from the inside and enter, however upon shattering the window the button didn't work.

His parents will now come home to find a broken window and we never even got back into his house. That shit is hilarious.